Delivery Service Devotee T-Shirts

The take-out drone

LAY ZEE FUK

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

Santa's Out Tray.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'