Delivery Duty Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Baby name suggestions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Up your end.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Too much packaging

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'Hold it!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'Hear you're big in logistics.'