Delivery Duty Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Baby name suggestions.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Moon Pies.

Up your end.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Too much packaging

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Hold it!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'