Delivery Service Enthusiast Pillows

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Anything for me?"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

'Hold it!'

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."