Delivery Enthusiasts Pillows

Bucket brigade delivery.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Baby name suggestions.

Wine of the Day Club

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Postal Worker Satisfaction

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

Agoraphobic's shrine

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."