Delivery Drama Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'