Delivery Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Wine of the Day Club

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."