Delivery Drama Fans Gifts

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"I hate Amazon!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Agoraphobic's shrine

Bucket brigade delivery.