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'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Why Leave Home?

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Agoraphobic's shrine

"I hate Amazon!"

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'