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"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Cost of Terror.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.