Delivery Dramas T-Shirts

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I hate Amazon!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'