Delivery Dramas Mugs

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I hate Amazon!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."