Delivery Drama Fan Mugs

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Do it again.'

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Oh, say cheese - it's a family snap, not a TV drama photo shoot!'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

Why Leave Home?