Delivery Dilemmas T-Shirts

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Wine of the Day Club

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Modern Cupid

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Caution Fragile

Two Pints Today Please.

'Traffic Jam.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.