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'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

Food deliverer's baby.

How Amazon was invented

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Modern Cupid

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

Transplant delivery

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Traffic Jam.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Junk Mail.

Caution Fragile

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'