Delivery Services T-Shirts

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Postman training.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

Transplant delivery

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

FedOx

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Postman's Knock.

'Careful - she's nagging all and sundry since her husband left her!'

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

Urgent parcel delivery destroyed by falling icicle.

"Anything for me?"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I hate Amazon!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

How Amazon was invented

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'