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"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Unaware of the resident's identity, Chet and Willy's prank backfires,

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

Sisyphus Pizza

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Modern Cupid

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

Transplant delivery