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"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Unaware of the resident's identity, Chet and Willy's prank backfires,

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Modern Cupid

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

'Sure I can do same day service.'