Home Delivery Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Moon Pies.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

Bucket brigade delivery.

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"We're not paying for that. It took so long for you to get here, we ordered from your online delivery service!"

Delivery Van with Tin Opener