Home Delivery T-Shirts

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

"We didn't have any deliveries for you today and got worried. Are you ok?"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"There's the mailman!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Beware of the dog.

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"