Home Delivery Gifts

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

"We didn't have any deliveries for you today and got worried. Are you ok?"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Grrrr....'

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Beware of the dog.

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."