Package Delivery Gifts

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Grrrr....'

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"There's the mailman!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Beware of the dog.

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"