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Delivery Gifts
If delivery is your interest or profession, find witty and charming items perfect for those who love the thrill of a package arriving or work in the delivery industry. Our collection features fun, practical, and clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the delivery life.
"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."
"Let's Uber it."
'What - No lift?!'
'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
'Sure I can do same day service.'
Home Fast Food Delivery
Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.
Caution Fragile
"Your supermarket delivery."
"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"
"Wow! When you said you would get here in a jiffy, you really weren't kidding."
Modern Cupid
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
Food deliverer's baby.
"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"
"Did you order the nicotine-caffeine-alcohol combo special?"
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."
Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...
"Who ordered the pizza?"
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."
"Thanks and here's some gas money."
"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."
"Hon, did you order Alpine?"
"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."
"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."
Two Pints Today Please.
Delivery Man fantasises of recipient of Lingerie
Delivery Gifts Collection
Delivery Mugs
Discover a range of mugs celebrating delivery culture—perfect for couriers or anyone who loves the thrill of a package arriving.
Delivery Pillows
Decorate your home with pillows featuring delivery humor and charm—great for delivery pros or fans of the package life.
Delivery Prints
Find eye-catching prints that pay homage to the delivery world—add some personality to your space with these stylish, humorous pieces.
Delivery T-Shirts
Explore our collection of delivery-themed t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for anyone proud of their courier skills or love of parcels.