Delivery Mugs

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

"Let's Uber it."

'What - No lift?!'

'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Home Fast Food Delivery

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Caution Fragile

"Your supermarket delivery."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Wow! When you said you would get here in a jiffy, you really weren't kidding."

Modern Cupid

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

Food deliverer's baby.

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

"Did you order the nicotine-caffeine-alcohol combo special?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"Who ordered the pizza?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

Two Pints Today Please.

Delivery Man fantasises of recipient of Lingerie