Parcel Delivery Gifts

Another delivery by UPMS.

'The Express Delivery Wars Heat Up.' A clerk at a delivery service says to a man: 'And there will be an in-flight movie for your package.'

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

LAY ZEE FUK

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Food deliverer's baby.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Beware of the dog.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail