Parcel Mailing Gifts

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Special Delivery!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

Caution Fragile

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Another delivery by UPMS.

Cheese of the Week: Brie

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Peter Mandelson.

This Side Up.

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Agoraphobic's shrine

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'I think it's a rather important letter!'