Parcel Mailing Pillows

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Special Delivery!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

Caution Fragile

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Cheese of the Week: Brie

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

This Side Up.

Peter Mandelson.

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Agoraphobic's shrine

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'