Parcel Puzzler Pillows

This Side Up.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Access Denied!

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Special Delivery!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Cat Delivery

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

Caution Fragile

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

Insufficient Postage

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

The Friendly Loan Company

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Absentee ballot.

"I hate packing for trips."

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

Mail...Government mail.

Post Office (packages for delivery)