Plastic Package Puzzler Pillows

'We'll have to eat out tonight... I couldn't get any of those sealed plastic packages open.'

Access Denied!

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Problem Solver Wanted

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Frank?"

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Insufficient Postage

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

This Side Up.

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Absentee ballot.

"I hate packing for trips."

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

"Tell the delivery guy he was off about 100 feet again."

"Your late husband left you a substantial sum..."

Mail...Government mail.

"l'm returning this to the manufacturer in my own impenetrable clamshell packaging. They must suffer as I have suffered."