Plastic Package Puzzler T-Shirts

'We'll have to eat out tonight... I couldn't get any of those sealed plastic packages open.'

Access Denied!

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Problem Solver Wanted

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Frank?"

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

Insufficient Postage

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

"You still working on your car?"

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

Absentee ballot.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"I hate packing for trips."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

This Side Up.

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

"Your late husband left you a substantial sum..."