Science Puzzler T-Shirts

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Problem Solver Wanted

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

"Now where did I park my car?"

The Friendly Loan Company

"Of course I'm glad we escaped, I just wish I could say goodbye to the cocaine button one more time."

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

"...and David Bloomier, a former high school math teacher, is driving the #4 car."

"Your late husband left you a substantial sum..."