Science Puzzler Gifts

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Cavemen Exhibit

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Problem Solver Wanted

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"You still working on your car?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

"Now where did I park my car?"

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'This chart indicates that the big hand is on the 12, and the small hand is on the 5. Who knows what this means?'

The Friendly Loan Company

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

"Of course I'm glad we escaped, I just wish I could say goodbye to the cocaine button one more time."

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

If Timmy had a pet T-Rex aka why Timmy was in the well!