Quantum Puzzler Gifts

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Schrodinger's kittens

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Is there a God?"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Problem Solver Wanted

Time Travel Research Lab

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Bizarre sights.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.