Cosmic Puzzler Gifts

'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Head over Hooves

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Adventures of God

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

You must be this tall.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

A man looks up at the earth

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I wish I was creative'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'