Packaging Puzzle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Can You Spot the Differences?

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Access Denied!

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Frank?"

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Everyone thinks they can do it

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

Another delivery by UPMS.

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

The importance of having your Is tested.

This Side Up.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Absentee ballot.

Glop With Packaging

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'