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This Side Up.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Access Denied!

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Special Delivery!'

Cat Delivery

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Caution Fragile

Insufficient Postage

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"You still working on your car?"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

The Friendly Loan Company

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I hate packing for trips."

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

Absentee ballot.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

Mail...Government mail.