Parcel Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Agoraphobic's shrine

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

Postman's Knock.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Cat Delivery

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Special Delivery!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Caution Fragile

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Postman delivering post

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'