Parcel Pioneer T-Shirts

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I did it my way.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Special Delivery!'

Cat Delivery

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Caution Fragile

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

You've Got Mail

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Another delivery by UPMS.

'Well, what do you think?!'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

Peter Mandelson.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

This Side Up.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

House made out of home information packs.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."