Parcel Pro T-Shirts

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Cat Delivery

'Special Delivery!'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Caution Fragile

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Paul Gaugin

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

This Side Up.

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Peter Mandelson.

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Post Office (packages for delivery)