Parcel Pal T-Shirts

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

World Tour.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Doctors

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Come Back Sloane

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Stationery Officer

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

Another delivery by UPMS.