Parcel Pal Mugs

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

World Tour.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Doctors

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Come Back Sloane

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Stationery Officer

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Friends Yeah!

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'