Postage Pal Mugs

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Intellectual Property

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Doctors

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

Dog bath

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'