Parcel Pro Mugs

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'Special Delivery!'

Cat Delivery

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Caution Fragile

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Peter Mandelson.

This Side Up.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Agoraphobic's shrine

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'