Package Pro Mugs

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

"Can you go out and gather all the gifts you bought online? I'd like to use the front door."

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Fragile stamper.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'