Package Protector Mugs

"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."

Urgent parcel delivery destroyed by falling icicle.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Fragile stamper.

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Hidden Facebook Features

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Facial Recognition