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He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

An Impossible Election

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

US election postal vote controversy

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog traps the postman.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Beware of the Dragon

A Friend in Need.

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'