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"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Fragile stamper.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Discreet Shipping

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'