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Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Luggage Mom

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Nest building

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Health food and junk food

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Holidays

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'