Packaging Specialist T-Shirts

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'

Shrink wrap company fire alarm - 'In case of emergency break film'.

'What's wrong with Davis?'

Heading off with a packed bag

Fragile stamper.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Holiday Luggage

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Health food and junk food

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Discreet Shipping

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper