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Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Santa's Out Tray.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'