Delivery Specialist T-Shirts

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Anything for me?"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.